okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
giant-mom said: kk bae
Now starts my week long break from Tumblr. The things I do for music camp!
Unfortunately, the mobile app tends to take a lot of the data my phone has available, leaving my parents EXTREMELY pissed, so I can’t use mobile Tumblr (and have to remove the app from my phone).
However if I have trouble making new friends at camp this year (very likely, tbh), I’ll probably be really tempted to re-download it. So it would be absolutely lovely if you guys could do me a favor: if any of you see me reblogging from like noon tomorrow until next Friday, could you shoot me a message telling me to STOP? Hey, thanks, I love you guys.
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH